Wet Palms S1 E5

Sacred South Beach water meditation. I learned it from a yogi in a commune in Montana.

You looked like you were dead, and I can't find Trif anywhere, and I just thought...

Oh, the pool boy? He left with that pretty man.

Man? What man?

The man you thought was a woman. He said he was doing some work with her. Him.

Ha! After all of these years of unfaithful service, he said something about getting paid triple?

Dude, you seem really stressed. You need to go to the ashram, re-energize your chi, and get your chakras realigned.

Mr. Clark, I can't tell you how excited we are to have you here staying at Wet Palms.

Do you always work like that?

It's a long story.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, the Gay Shriner Convention is in town and the Maramrada is all booked up.

Well, then I think today's your lucky day.

I think that you'll find that Wet Palms has all the charm and amenities of any other hotel

here in West Hollywood.

Plus, it has some of the added conveniences that you won't find anywhere else.

Yes, well...

Look, if I wanted a bathhouse, I'd check into a sex bar for the weekend, at a quarter of the price of this place.

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